funny leave letters....:)

funny leave letters....:)

Some people seriously
do not know how to write letters,take
examples and enjoy........

1. 
An employee applied for leave as follows:



Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.



2.    An employee who's
daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:

As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.



3.  As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.



4.    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:



Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock
and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.



5.  I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.



6.    A leave letter to the headmaster:



As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today.



7.  As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.



8.    Covering note:  I am enclosed herewith.



9.  Another one:



Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.



10.  My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only
husband at  home I may be granted leave.



11.  I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.



12.  A candidate's job application:

This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for



the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.



Cheers,

I Lick My Cheese: And Other Real Notes from the Roommate Frontlines

Einstein’s Riddle

Einstein’s
Riddle | Complete Solution to Einsteins Puzzle

Puzzle(copied) by: Mallidi Avvsn Reddy

I have been a fan of Einstein. But
I never knew he had left us a puzzle that was so interesting. I am not sure if
this is a real Einstein creation but it definitely got a touch of a genius. I
enjoyed each moment of solving the problem.

People claim only 2% of world’s
population is capable of solving this puzzle.

So I took that as a challenge. You see being a Aries you simply cant bear to be
outside the elite.

Here is the riddle.

1. In a street there are five
houses, painted five different colours.

2. In each house lives a person of different nationality

3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke
different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

I dare you - Albert Einstein

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.

2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3. The Dane drinks tea.

4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.

5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.

6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.

9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Solving the puzzle will give you a
feeling of victory like never before. LOL

Initially it looked like I would blow up my mind. Then I took a mathematical
approach. You cant simple solve the damn thing just by staring at the clues.
Get your pencil and notepad.

Use a tabular layout like cross words puzzles and fill in empty cells with
clues one by one.

give it your best shot…if you need
help I have a step by step approach how to do it.

It took me 1 hour and 10 minutes to do this. Including creating that chart in
photoshop and putting up this blog post. Cheers.

1. 1,1 is Norwegian (ref9)
2. 2,2 is Blue (ref14)
3. 3,4 is milk (ref 8.  )
4. 4,2 and 5,2 and green and white (ref4)
5. 4,4 is coffee (ref5)
6. 1,2  is yellow and 3,1 is Brit and 3,2 is red
   (ref1)
7. 1,5 is Dunhill (ref7)
8. 2,3 is horses (ref 11)
9. 2,5 is Blends and 1,4 is water (ref15)
10. 5,4 is beer and 5,5 is blue master (ref 12 ) and no
    available combinations
11. Either 4,1 or 5,1 is sweede then either of 1,3 or 3,3 is
    cats then either of 4,3 or 5,3 is dogs(ref 10,2)
12. Either of 2,1 or 5,1 is dane (ref 3)
13. So 2,1 is Dane (ref 3)
14. 4,1 is German and 5,1 is Swede (ref 13)
15. 3,5 is Pall Mall as no other choice remains
16. 3,3 is birds (ref 6)
17. 5,3 is Dogs (previous analysis and Ref 2)
18. 1,3 is cats (from previous analysis and ref 10)
19. Leaves us with Fish for the German – I should have
    guessed that ..given their affinity for Submarines lol. Took me 1 hours
    and 10 mins

Final Table with Einstein’s Puzzle
Solved by

rosey

List of social networks in the world

As several among you have asked me if it was possible to send the list of the 335 networks that were listed in the survey on Social Networks Worldwide, I have included it here for all ends & purposes.


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Military networking-Minglebox-Mixi-Mobiuskids-Moikrug-Moviligo-Multiply
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Mychain-My-communities-Mycrib-Myfriends-Mygenius-MyMoSoSo-Mypicklist
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Prnster-Profile-Profileheaven-Qdamos-Qq-Rate-Rebble-Rediff-Redvida-Reliwa
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Schoolbank-Schoolpagina-Sconex-Sensor-Sexyono-ShareYourPage-Shetlink
Shmooze-Siberalem-Sikhpal-Siliconindia-Simpatie-Simpatije-Sisterwoman
Skyrock-Slam-Snehah-Socalspaces-Socialdust-Soflow-Spaniards-Spinacz
Spolym-Startupnation-Studentface-Studivz-Sugababes-Sulekha-Sweetsecond
Szene1-Taanglo-Tagged-Techtribe-Teendate-Thailandfriends-Theblackstripe
Tianji-Toodoo-TotallyJewish-Tribe-UAE Women-Ubiplanet-Universitysingles
Uol-Urbae-Viadeo-Vibeflog-Vietcircles-Vietroom-Vietspace-VisiblePath
Vixo-Wallop-Wamba-Warcraft-Wayn-Wealink-Websingles-Workmates-Worldwidegreeks
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